Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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