I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I'm really into asian looking animals
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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