i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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