I wannas sexs uuuuu
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
We don't watch enough power rangers
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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