It's Friday. Sex?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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