Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I'm like, not good at living.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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