if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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