A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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