Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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