Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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