She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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