Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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