Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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