hotel room ftw
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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