is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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