I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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