check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
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