Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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