I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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