i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
