And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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