dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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