in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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