Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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