You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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