I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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