Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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