omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Can Purell be used as lube?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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