Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I just found puke in my bra..
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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