I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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