u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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