When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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