Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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