Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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