He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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