another moral hangover. fuck.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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