3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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