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• (518): View more from New York

  im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.

  (904): View more from Florida

  FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  They are making fun of natty and blackberries.

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  Tell them they are ugly.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."

  (512): View more from Texas

  No more tequila EVER.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.

  (951): View more from California

  You're going to scar your kids

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Ok so I need a recap of last night...

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  YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that

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