He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
