at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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