If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
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Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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