bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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