There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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