I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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