is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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