I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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