stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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