I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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