where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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