Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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