So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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