Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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