called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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